Me: I am used to girls throwing themselves at me. I cannot tell here. I am nervous.
Richard: I'm so used to people giving me free money, I have a similar problem. Oh, wait... That's a good thing! Quit moaning.
Me: Yes, but in my instance free money has been coated with anthrax, tuberculosis or smallpox every time.
The reason I will never buy an eReader.
meetmebytherivers-edge: hiimspencer: This truly breaks my heart I pledge to read the printed word Jeez, that was depressing =/ Blame globalisation and a shitty economy. But it’s definitely not ebooks. Most people still prefer paper.
But I believe I see two suns, A twofold Thebes, a town with seven maws; And...– Pentheus to Dionysus, Euripides, Bacchae, 918-921
I reblogged a picture earlier tagged "#thinspo"...
I just found out what that means. Yes, that girl was cute but clearly she’s a model and she probably focusses a lot on her body and health because both of those pay her way through life. For the other 99.999% of the population that is not your priority and to put it euphemistically it is very easy to over-egg losing weight if you stare at pictures of girls with hashtags like #thinspo. If...
I just reread the end of Johnny Got His Gun and...
My favorite novel. Everyone should read this book. Every politician every man every manufacturer every dealer and armorer and capitalist and worker and father and mother and human. That was it he had it he understood it now he had told them his secret and in denying him they had told him theirs.
Darkness has its dignity.– Dionysus in Euripides, Bacchae, 486
Aha right okay I see what you mean - following the wingman analogy, you need an...– My best friend, having been told by me that he needs to keep my head level in case I get infatuated with any girls
Let the domain of x be all girls who would deign to date me. Let P1 be the quality of being beautiful. Let P2 be the quality of being intelligent. ¬∃x(P1x ∧ P2x) We can generalise further, keeping these predicates. Let the constant ‘a’ be me. Let R1yz be the relation of two entities y and z such that y likes z for his intelligence. Let R2yz be the relation… Such that...
"A sorcerer, a traveller from Lydian lands, with...
Read that, thought… Hello Ladies. img>
If you "can't afford NASA", you can't afford your...
^all things that would not have been possible without NASA.
If all the shareholders sold Apple right now and...
Amount of money spent by US as economic stimulus...
Total amount of money spent on NASA in USD at 2007 value from its inception in 1958 to 2011. Total. $471.23 billion
US Military Air Conditioning Budget: $20 billion
NASA’s entire budget: $9.1 billion Of which spent on air conditioning? They don’t really give a fuck when they’re a centimetre away from a hard vacuum, absolute zero and cancer inducing cosmic radiation.
Anyone who admires the human race should do... →
The thing about tumblr
thiefree: is that I still don’t know what I’m doing at all. Like, on a really fundamental level. WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I HAVE YOU SEEN MY SPECTACLES REBLOG TIL YOU FUCKING BLEED
I hope the Giants D puts Michael Vick so far into...
meetmebytherivers-edge: rockmelikeahurrikahne: Go Giants!! As i’m watching the game i just heard he broke his hand? haha, fantastic. This is just the start of the karma coming to get you asshole. The hate i have for that monster is indescribable and i wish nothing but missery in his life. FUCKING CUNTS WE’LL BE BACK
To all app makers
Please please please be more respectful with memory. I don’t know how you fucking do it but TweetBot eats that shit up. And when the OS pushes 7 meg and sends the low memory warnings, you guys lock up the fucking system. I don’t know if it’s you haven’t been cleaning up your shit but iOS was not built with a garbage collector, and when it has to go and terminate a bunch of...
Picking up your sister from her friend's dad after...
And thank god she’s ok. :/