February 2013
Regarding something I wrote recently.
It has come to my attention that one of my valuable and dear readers (lol jk) happened to identify the subject of a recent “rant blog” (as the kids say). They then proceeded to forward said blog to the subjects and identify me as the source.
This blog is run under a thin veil of pseudonymity. Anyone who cares to find out who I am, where I go to university, how long my penis is and...
aerynn:
ugh i give up on finding a male model to shoot in the UK they’re all fugly
so annoying
Do you want anything from the shop?
suchanexquisitelie:
Cornetto.
Massive Google Play Privacy Issue
phetdreams:
If you bought the app on Google Play (even if you cancelled the order) I have your email address, your suburb, and in many instances your full name. …
Let me make this crystal clear, every App purchase you make on Google Play gives the developer your name, suburb and email address with no indication that this information is actually being transferred. With the information I...
Anonymous asked: Can you please suggest a name for the back of my year 12 jersey. It is our school tradition where we can customise our names at the back of our jerseys. I want something really witty/pun and it has to be no more than 13 letters long. Thanks in advance!!!
i’m turning into a bit of a clusterfuck this evening.
look, how on earth does somebody i used to be involved with get engaged?
who is younger than me?
and by all accounts is more messed up.
the galling aspect of this is the jealousy i suppose, the fact that there’s this living breathing counterexample to my belief lasting from two months ago to five minutes ago, that i was...
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“There were two of them. I was outnumbered.”
– Jimmy McNulty
THANKS DAN THANKS A FUCKING LOT
idiot
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'Shoreman 1: Drank itself to death.
'Shoreman 2: Aw shit.
'Shoreman 1: What kind of fool would give a duck whiskey anyhow?
'Shoreman 2: This bird couldn't hold fucking liquor for shit.
lisyarr:
why are some boys such poops, like, forreal
we’re excellent hush
thesoundofmyheartbeating:
efflourescent:
where can i download a 6’2” and slightly tousled literature enthusiast
[FOR FUCK’S SAKE](twitter.com/tomcatterall)
for fuck’s sake markdown
efflourescent:
where can i download a 6’2” and slightly tousled literature enthusiast
[FOR FUCK’S SAKE](twitter.com/tomcatterall)
lysistratas:
yes i am girl
yes i play hoop with stick
gir l gamer
stumpholewhiskey:
there are a lot of people on tumblr who are like
I never even leave the house
who go out every weekend and do stuff all the time
and then there’s me who actually never leaves the house unless the law dictates that I have to go to school
I really don’t. I work from home and have no friends where I live.
ohsoslightlyocd:
shercockandmycrotch:
justknowthatimalright:
do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then but you cant place the memory cause it only lasts for a split second
Welcome to the entirety of Proust’s A la recherche du temps perdu
*the smell of pussy on a summer day*
efflourescent:
where can i download a 6’2” and slightly tousled literature enthusiast
compromise on three inches and you get a classical linguist and renaissance man.
lisyarr:
I MISS SEX
Aren’t we all
“Translation is like a woman. If it is beautiful, it is not faithful. If it is...”
– Yevgeny Yevtushenko (via wherearemyknickers)
teengrrrlsquad:
why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?
this makes so much sense.
Ellie you utter eyeless bitch you left Isaac when...
First chance I get I’m plasma cutting the sonofabitch’s head off.
“Isaac this isn’t the time! The world’s ending!”
“THE HELL IT IS”
ssxvxtricky:
(dad voice) son……. it’s time to teach you how to be a man *sits you down, gives you old snapback* now open up instagram and post something about how all women are beautiful
lisyarr:
thesoundofmyheartbeating:
onlytheilluminatisurvive:
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
#why people can be utter dicks and women especially can do this as well as boys can
Did anyone actually say anything about only boys doing this? You just made it into a gender issue...
onlytheilluminatisurvive:
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
#why people can be utter dicks and women especially can do this as well as boys can
uh I would like sex please
"Text me I'm better at that than chat"
Liar
After a full day of deployment
devopsreactions:
Submitted by Simon
alicethewallflower:
The guy who plays Thenardier in Les Mis, Sacha Baron Cohen, is the voice of King Julian.
Life made.
and a load of way more interesting stuff…
j-moriarty:
llane:
Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.
satan: 1 god: 0